It’s taken me 21 years to realize exactly how tone deaf I am..

The only reason she thought she wasn’t tone deaf was because she was comparing her tone deafness to my tone deafness.

∞02:03 pm, reblogged by infra--grey ∩3

My boyfriend got me drunk and now I’m taking a final.

∞09:50 am, by infra--grey ∩1

[happy 21st]

Guess who got a big girl job as a research assistant at a hospital?

∞10:55 am, by infra--grey ∩1

[i'm going to look so hot in a lab coat]

Alfred Hitchcock would have been smitten by my golden locks.

∞05:53 pm, by infra--grey

Dear Mother Nature,

You seem to be unaware of the date; it’s April 27th. I would appreciate it if you could stop the snow.

∞08:48 am, by infra--grey ∩1

In our defense we had no idea it was black tie.

∞09:48 am, by infra--grey ∩1

I keep referring to Florida as Flo’ Rida. I need to stop.

∞03:32 pm, by infra--grey ∩1

[i'm embarrassing]